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This little dwarf woman goes to her doctor complaining that her crotch itches. After a thorough examination the doctor is puzzled as to what could be causing this condition. He asks his patient if it seems to get better or worse at any particular time.
The woman says, "Well, it really gets bad whenever it rains."
"Well then", says the doc, "next time it rains, please come right to the office and we will check it out."
A week later it's raining pretty heavily one day. The dwarf lady shows up at the doctor's office complaining that her crotch is really itching.
The doctor says, "OK, let's have a look." After about 10 seconds, he says to his nurse, "Bring me the surgical kit, I have found the problem." He tells the woman, "Don't worry, this won't hurt a bit."
She grits her teeth in anticipation of the worst. Five minutes later he asks her if it feels better.
She starts walking around and says, "Doctor, it feels great, what did you do?" To which the doc replies, "I just cut a couple of inches off the top of your rain boots!"
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Things You Will Never Hear A Woman Say . . . .
Don't dirty your T-shirt wiping that up. Use my blouse.
I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want em?
That was fun. When will all of your friends be over to watch porn movies again?
I like using this new lawn mower so much more than the old one.
What a wonderful Valentine's Day gift!
While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal, they'll still cover the point spread.
I know my parents are in the other room, but I want to have sex with you right here, right now!
Let's just leave the toilet seat up all the time. Then you won't have to mess with it anymore.
I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and scotch.
You passed out before brushing your teeth again, you big silly!
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